SEN. JOHN EDWARDS CAUGHT WITH MISTRESS AND LOVE CHILD! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/22/2008 6:17 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/16/2008 10:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Anti-Gay Republican Caught Having Gay Sex [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/15/2008 4:06 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Bush: ``Yo Harper.'' [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/8/2008 5:46 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) WATERMELON = Poor Man's VIAGRA [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/3/2008 1:57 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Bill Clinton Wants Obama To Kiss His Ass [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/30/2008 10:37 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Al Gore's Personal Electric Use Up 10% [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/19/2008 4:12 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) 50 CENT Gets His CHAIN SNATCHED in Angola, Africa [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/5/2008 10:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Rev. Wrights Security Was Provided by the Nation of Islam Today [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/28/2008 10:16 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Iranian official warns against Barbie, Harry Potter toys [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/28/2008 9:47 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) VIDEO: GTA IV Trailer Reflects NYC Police State [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/24/2008 10:25 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Toddler Threatens 2 Kill George W. Bush [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/20/2008 1:23 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) CITIZEN Issues Ticket To Cop! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/19/2008 1:16 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Bush Says He Sees God in Eyes of Pope [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/16/2008 11:31 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/16/2008 7:08 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) $0.35/Gallon Gas Causes Traffic Jam in North Carolina [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/14/2008 6:22 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Pubs Ban UK Treasury Chief After Liquor Tax Hike [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 3/30/2008 12:27 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) $5.40 Gasoline Spotted In California [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 3/25/2008 3:18 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Pentagon says it mistakenly shipped ballistic missile parts to Taiwan [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 3/25/2008 3:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) According to McCain: Vladimir Putin is the President of Germany?! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 1/23/2008 8:23 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) MSNBC: 'Surreal' Giuliani holiday ad has to be spoof [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/19/2007 3:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Group hopes to 'flood the Oval Office' with 25,000 copies of the Constitution [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/18/2007 12:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Monkeys on rampage in Indian capital!! [Read Article] Posted by Dodge at 11/13/2007 1:59 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Chavez Bush Lovefest [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/9/2007 8:57 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Man faces potential 30-year prison sentence for stealing a doughnut! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/8/2007 8:18 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) A message from the PRESIDENT... [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/5/2007 7:48 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Hit and Myth: Poll Shows 1 in 3 Americans Still Believe Saddam Involved in 9/11 [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/12/2007 11:08 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Giant banana to blast into space [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/12/2007 4:19 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Fake Osama comes within 30 feet of Bush hotel [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/6/2007 11:03 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/3/2007 9:10 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Joe Rogan talks about DMT [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/19/2007 2:29 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) The Militarization of the Police [Read Article] Posted by Mr B at 8/14/2007 4:34 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) "For Hours" & "Barbaric" Starring Robert Byrd [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/7/2007 12:41 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Mark Dice Visits Hollywood [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/4/2007 1:29 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Colbert Talks About NAFTA Superhighway/NORTH AMERICAN UNION [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/3/2007 1:14 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Harry Potter Book Release: Mark Dice Covers the Harry Potter final book release at Barnes and Noble [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/26/2007 2:09 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Harry Dies [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/26/2007 9:34 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) GRYLLS' THRILLS BOGUS: EXPERT SURVIVALIST CHARGED WITH CUSHY SHORTCUTS [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 7/25/2007 5:40 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Two Indians caught trying to smuggle 870 tortoises!! [Read Article] Posted by Dodge at 7/24/2007 6:20 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) TV presenter refuses to read Paris Hilton news [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/1/2007 3:45 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Ron Paul vs. Morton Downey Jr.'s audience 1988: Ron Paul takes on Morton Downey Jr.'s buffoons in 1988 (Submitted by E.A.) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/16/2007 6:33 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) "Bush's Watch Goes Missing While In Albania" [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/13/2007 1:24 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Hahaha (Submitted by Jenny Bana) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/12/2007 1:53 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Will Ferrell as Bush (Submitted By Sagasaurus) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/10/2007 10:57 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Kelly likes shoes, betch! (Submitted by Jenny Bana) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/10/2007 12:33 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) UNREAL! DINA LOHAN TO WHORE HER OTHER CHILDREN ON REALITY TV [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 6/4/2007 6:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Panorama's Brain-Frying Wi-Fi Brouhaha Rumbles On [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 6/2/2007 11:52 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) What Exactly Were the Folks Over at Palm Thinking? [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 6/2/2007 11:38 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Tattle on Fellow Movie Patrons with a Guest Response Remote [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 6/1/2007 11:58 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Ladies & Gents, Up For Sale Today: Pieces of Lindsay Lohan's Wrecked Mercedes SL65 AMG! [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/29/2007 10:01 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Wi-Fi Bunny Sets Aim at World Domination by Delivering Weather, News, and Traffic! [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/28/2007 12:59 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Cops: Ice cream truck sold 'pot-sicles' [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/26/2007 5:13 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) John Safran (Jewish) tries out for the KKK. HILARIOUS! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/23/2007 8:55 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Pictures of students doing drugs in yearbook spark outrage [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/22/2007 11:55 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) 10-Month-Old Issued Legal Gun Permit [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/21/2007 3:08 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) .......and now a bunch of random cute animals! (Submitted by Sagey) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/20/2007 6:04 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot! ....will avoid all charges! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/17/2007 2:57 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Infant gets flung in the air by break dancer: Patada subte Times Square (Submitted by Jenny) [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/16/2007 7:29 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Make It So: Virtual Reality Enterprise Hits Canada [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/16/2007 1:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Imus Plans To Sue CBS Radio For $120 Million [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/14/2007 7:31 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Banned 'Cocaine' energy drink re-emerges as 'Censored' [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/13/2007 1:53 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Sexy Politician Promises 40,000 Blowjobs! [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/12/2007 11:54 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney Against HBO's Hit Series 'BIG LOVE' [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/12/2007 1:37 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Queen Elizabeth II Teases President Bush During Dinner Toast [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 5/12/2007 1:27 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Disneyland in China? VIDEOS inside post... Click on "More".... [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/10/2007 6:39 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Bush joke kicks off Korea talks [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/8/2007 2:45 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Cow born with PENIS, VAGINA, 6 LEGS and NO A$$ [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/8/2007 1:09 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) The Twisty Tie by James W. Coker [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 5/3/2007 9:15 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Top Ten George W Bush Moments [Read Article] Posted by Dodge at 4/26/2007 6:25 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) CNN - The Situation Room: President Bush Dancing [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/26/2007 9:28 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Actor Alec Baldwin of '30 Rock' Fame 'To Keep Mouth Shut' After Rant At Daughter [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/22/2007 12:56 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Mercedes-Benz German Touring Championship (DTM) C-Class Disaster [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/22/2007 12:49 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Pearl the Landlord [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/21/2007 2:26 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Fla. crew lands 1,063-pound mako shark [Read Article] Posted by Dodge at 4/20/2007 7:44 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Shock and Awe: Alleged DC Prostitution Madam Has 46 Lbs. of Telephone Records! [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/13/2007 11:17 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Next Weeks News: DON IMUS NOW ON SATELLITE RADIO, NAPPILY EVER AFTER!! [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/13/2007 10:48 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) The Curse Of Don Imus a.k.a. New Jersey's Governor Corzine Injured In Car Accident en Route to Meeting With Don Imus, Rutgers Players [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/13/2007 1:01 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Phil Spector trial takes new twist (Submitted by Paul) [Read Article] Posted by Dodge at 4/8/2007 7:19 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Japanese porn swap leaks US military data: report [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/8/2007 12:57 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Keith Richards now denies snorting his father's ashes [Read Article] Posted by Paul at 4/7/2007 2:40 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0) Fuzzy Zoeller Golf Hole in One [Read Article] Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 4/4/2007 6:41 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)