I'm A Pimpin Turtle...: Category Archive for WTF

I'm A Pimpin Turtle...: Category Archive for WTF

CNN: Conspiracy Theorists Are Potential "Suicide Warriors" & Are Mentally Disturbed

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 3/7/2010 5:44 PM | Add Comment

Media: Pentagon shooter doubted official 9/11 story, hated pot laws

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 3/5/2010 2:23 PM | Add Comment

Greece: Cash Transactions above 1,500 Euros to be OUTLAWED in 2011

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 2/17/2010 2:58 AM | Add Comment

Monsanto named "Company of the Year" by Forbes Magazine

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 1/6/2010 10:51 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Explosive reached Ireland after failed test

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 1/6/2010 10:33 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Flight 253 passenger Kurt Haskell: 'I was visited by the FBI'

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 1/1/2010 1:57 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

U.S., Yemen reviewing targets for possible strike

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 1/1/2010 1:46 PM | Add Comment

Was the Afghan Bomb Attack an Inside Job? - Possibility Arises that Someone Working with U.S. Forces was on the Side of the Terrorists

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/31/2009 10:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Al-Qaeda wing claims US plane plot

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/28/2009 4:12 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

AP source: 2nd Nigerian man taken into custody aboard jetliner in Detroit, A SECOND INCIDENT ON THE SAME FLIGHT

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/27/2009 3:49 PM | Add Comment

Airlines: New rules keep passengers in seats, no carryon bags

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/27/2009 3:25 PM | Add Comment

Billions in the trash: Swine flu drug scandal in Ukraine

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/13/2009 12:02 PM | Add Comment

IRS sells SD Indian tribe's land to settle debt

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/7/2009 11:20 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Iran whistleblower died from drug-laced salad

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/3/2009 7:11 AM | Add Comment

Arming Goldman With Pistols Against Public: Alice Schroeder

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 12/2/2009 6:12 AM | Add Comment

Codex Alimentarius Update: Vitamins and Herbs Becoming Illegal

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/17/2009 5:29 AM | Add Comment

Interview with the President: Jail Time for Those without Health Care Insurance?

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/11/2009 8:17 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

MSM trying to get children to take double dose of Vaccine

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/7/2009 8:17 AM | Add Comment

35 dead in India, had flu symptoms, tested NEGATIVE for Swine Flu: "Don't know what caused the deaths"

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/5/2009 3:06 AM | Add Comment

Ukraine flu outbreak widens, Kiev announces control moves: 478,000 with 'flu' symptoms

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/4/2009 4:13 PM | Add Comment

Federal prosecutor: Medical marijuana raids won’t stop

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/3/2009 5:05 PM | Add Comment

Sid the Science Kid Gets a Flu Shot

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 11/2/2009 4:28 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

First Daughters Not Vaccinated Against H1N1

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/25/2009 4:22 PM | Add Comment

German Chancellor, Ministers Get Special Vaccine Without Soft Kill Ingredients

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/18/2009 12:42 AM | Add Comment

Manchester airport trials naked-image security scans

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/14/2009 5:03 PM | Add Comment

Biometric scanners to be used at airport checkpoints to screen people's intentions

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/9/2009 5:03 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/9/2009 9:47 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Airports To Screen Travellers For H1N1: Passengers to have temperatures taken, answer health questions and may be QUARANTINED

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/8/2009 4:55 PM | Add Comment

Watch Live NASA Bombing Moon - LCROSS Lunar Impact (VIDEO IN POST)

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/8/2009 3:40 PM | Add Comment

Senate Passes $636 Billion Military Bill: Bill Includes $128.2 Billion for Iraq, Afghan Wars

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/7/2009 3:58 PM | Add Comment

TSA Body Scanning Technology Strips Away Privacy

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/4/2009 6:26 PM | Add Comment

Sea of blood as Japan slaughters thousands of dolphins

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/3/2009 8:36 PM | Add Comment

CDC Drafts “Isolation Order” for H1N1

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/2/2009 12:50 PM | Add Comment

David v Goliath, Luke v THE MACHINE

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 10/1/2009 4:44 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

AMERICAN POLICE FORCE: Obscure California security company to pay $2.6M a year for Montana Jail, wants "to expand into a military and police training center."

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/29/2009 11:22 PM | Add Comment

Tests on skull fragment cast doubt on Adolf Hitler suicide story

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/29/2009 12:24 PM | Add Comment

G20 - Confronted by LRAD Acoustic Weapons

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/28/2009 8:38 PM | Add Comment

Arrest at G20 Demonstrations, September 24, 2009

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/28/2009 8:36 PM | Add Comment

State lifts limit on mercury preservative in swine-flu shots

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/28/2009 8:34 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

ObamaCare Prepares for Marijuana Cigarette Distribution

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/27/2009 3:59 PM | Add Comment

Bizarre Chemtrail Craft Accounts: Rings, Orbs, Cubes and other strange sightings.

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/27/2009 1:58 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Swine flu vaccine kills Navy Capt. & CPO, sickens 70 sailors/Navy soldiers DYING after swine flu injections

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/25/2009 9:19 PM | Add Comment

SQA: "People are having their money Seized by the Government, as they are Giving Billions/Trillions Away to Banks"

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/23/2009 2:47 AM | Add Comment

CDC Issues Rules to Mandate H1N1 Quarantine

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/23/2009 2:42 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

FORCED VACCINATIONS: Massachusetts using H1N1 (Swine flu) as a reason for a Police State

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/22/2009 9:57 PM | Add Comment

The Mask Slips, for Those with Eyes to See: Preparing for the Real Pandemic

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/21/2009 7:41 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Swine Flu Internment Camp Documents Revealed: Refuse quarantine? It's off to camp FEMA for you!

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/21/2009 2:26 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Lady Gaga, The Illuminati Puppet

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/16/2009 12:50 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Fire chief shot by cop in Ark. court over tickets

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/16/2009 11:33 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Bernanke: Recession is over

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/15/2009 11:30 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Swine Flu Shots to Start in Three Weeks as U.S. Cases Spread

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/14/2009 12:50 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHO Admits to Releasing Pandemic Virus into Population via ‘Mock-Up’ Vaccines

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/13/2009 6:03 PM | Add Comment

Sentenced to death on the NHS: Patients with terminal illnesses are being made to die prematurely under an NHS scheme to help end their lives, leading doctors have warned.

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/3/2009 6:33 PM | Add Comment

United Nations Wants 5 Year Olds Taught to Masturbate!

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/3/2009 6:31 PM | Add Comment

Flu shot or get fired

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/1/2009 4:32 PM | Add Comment

Russia Today: Wayne Madsen Claims CIA Blackwater Op Infiltrated Ron Paul Campaign

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 9/1/2009 4:18 PM | Add Comment

The Largest Street Gang in America (Submitted by stiffsock)

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/28/2009 9:47 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Police taking valuables from unlocked cars to drive home anti-theft message

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/26/2009 2:41 PM | Add Comment

WHAT WENT DOWN IN BOZEMAN

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/22/2009 3:28 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Health Care Bill Would Allow Feds To Snoop in Your Checkbook

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/21/2009 6:10 PM | Add Comment

Fear-Mongering at its finest: Deadly serious - British Plans for mass graves have been drawn up to cope with a second wave of swine flu this Autumn.

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/19/2009 12:42 PM | Add Comment

Concentration of wealth in hands of rich greatest on record

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/19/2009 12:40 PM | Add Comment

Top Sweden newspaper says IDF kills Palestinians for their organs

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/19/2009 12:32 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Homeland Security Expands Biometric Security Program

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/16/2009 7:28 PM | Add Comment

Swine flu jab link to killer nerve disease: Leaked letter reveals concern of neurologists over 25 deaths in America

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/16/2009 12:57 PM | Add Comment

Craigslist ads recruiting 'Obamacare' lobbyists: 'Help pass Obama's health care reform! Earn $325-$550 per week!'

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/11/2009 8:14 AM | Add Comment

Would you like to be an "Internment Resettlement Specialist"? Sign up here!

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/10/2009 8:26 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Iran Executes Seven Lawyers Who Defended Protestors

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/10/2009 5:55 AM | Add Comment

NORTH AMERICAN UNION: NAFTA leaders urged to rein in 'buy local' impulses

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/10/2009 4:40 AM | Add Comment

Critics Say White House Enemies List Illegal

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/10/2009 4:34 AM | Add Comment

Keith Olbermann now compares tea parties to Hamas and Hezbollah!!!

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/10/2009 4:30 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Meltdown: Democratic Congressman David Scott of Georgia Goes Berserk at Town Hall (Video)

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/8/2009 5:50 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Ex-employees claim Blackwater pimped out young Iraqi girls

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/8/2009 10:45 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

EU Hands Over Water to Corporations

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/8/2009 10:42 AM | Add Comment

Socialism for America: Rep. Maxine Waters melts down...

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/8/2009 6:03 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Diseased African Monkeys Used to Make Swine Flu Vaccines; Private Military Contractor Holds Key Patents

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/7/2009 12:42 PM | Add Comment

3 Flu Shots Needed This Fall

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/7/2009 12:31 PM | Add Comment

Forced Swine Flu Vaccination: Greece population

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/4/2009 1:52 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Little gems from the Health Care Bill

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 8/1/2009 1:09 PM | Add Comment

Tamiflu causes sickness and nightmares in children, study finds

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/31/2009 1:36 PM | Add Comment

Data Detailing New York Stock Exchange Network Exposed on Unsecured Server

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/29/2009 12:34 PM | Add Comment

Hal Turner Admits He Worked for the FBI

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/29/2009 12:19 PM | Add Comment

UK government swine flu vaccination advisor sits on board of vaccine company

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/27/2009 12:26 PM | Add Comment

Obama’s drug czar: Marijuana ‘has no medical benefit’

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/24/2009 11:29 AM | Add Comment

The man that brought you Monsanto's genetically engineered bovine growth hormone is now america's food safety czar

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/24/2009 11:27 AM | Add Comment

Kremlin gives itself powers to spy on all Russian mail

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/22/2009 6:34 AM | Add Comment

Police given powers to enter homes and tear down anti-Olympics posters during 2012 Games

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/22/2009 6:32 AM | Add Comment

VIDEO: Congressman Stearns: Mr Paulson How Do You Have Any Credibility?

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/20/2009 11:25 PM | Add Comment

Goldman Sachs Executive Picked To Be Undersecretary For Economic, Energy And Agricultural Affairs

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/20/2009 11:20 PM | Add Comment

Federal Reserve Threatens Congress Over HR 1207

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/13/2009 7:05 AM | Add Comment

House Democrats Will Seek Massive $540 Billion Tax Increase—Announcement Came Late Friday Afternoon

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/13/2009 5:12 AM | Add Comment

Cheney receives exceptional protection

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/12/2009 7:54 PM | Add Comment

The mystery bonds: Enter the cult! (Now it gets ULTRA strange...)

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/12/2009 5:15 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Scientists discover Easter Island 'fountain of youth' drug that can extend life by ten years

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/11/2009 6:21 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Tax Evaders Guilty of Plot to Kill Feds, Ed and Elaine Brown

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/11/2009 6:15 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Japan: Smile Scans for Workers

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/8/2009 9:19 AM | Add Comment

Over 100 killed in ethnic unrest in China

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/6/2009 5:00 AM | Add Comment

SWINE FLU: Your life & freedoms may be at stake.....

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/1/2009 1:55 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

House passes $44B Homeland Security spending bill

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 7/1/2009 7:19 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Ranchers Attempt to Hold Off Army's Expansion in Colorado

Posted by PIMPIN TURTLE at 6/29/2009 7:38 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

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